I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
Randomize
