Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
We got so high we made milksteak
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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