we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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