You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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