like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
i think my cat just said my name.
I need to calm my uterus...
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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