I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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