Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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