my mouth tastes like poor choices
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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