I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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