What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
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