I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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