I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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