If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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