We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
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