i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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