Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
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