Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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