i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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