If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
