And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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