just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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