Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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