Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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