It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
