didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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