she looked like the bat from fern gully.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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