I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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