After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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