watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
