...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
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