I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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