big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
i out mim tonsoeep
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