sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
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