did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
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