I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
