I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
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