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Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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