I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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