Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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