Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
She's just so happy...and so naked.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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