My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
