i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
So. Much. Porn.
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