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Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I believe in your delicious
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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