areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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