Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
The struggles of a small town man whore
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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