I just cut my nipple shaving
barbara walters just said penis...
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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