This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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