Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize