: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I accidentally burped into my bong.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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