hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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