I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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