In the future we'll all be gay
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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