Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
