My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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