Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
