How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
That accounts for only three of the penises
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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